My mother really had a kick-ass sense of humor, which you can clearly see in these past posts: My Clever Mom, Dissin’ & Dishin’ with Mom, and The Impatient Patient.
Her original “PRISON RAP” is one of my favorites, and I’m lucky enough to have a taped version featuring rapper mom at the mic! Yeah, it might sound crazy, but this little rap of hers is one of my most cherished memories of her clever wit!
So let’s get to it — here is Mom’s original rap:
PRISON RAP ~ by Margo Romano
I’m going through a phase with my razor blades
I’ll stab you in the neck, but what the heck
I got you by the balls, so you’re takin’ a fall
I’m hopping on a train, going insane
But I’m coming back and that’s a fact
I’m telling no lies, so you better hide
I’ll do my time for committing my crime
I know life sucks, but what the F*CK!
There ain’t no reason, there ain’t no rhyme,
I’m just sitting in my cell doing time.
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