Mom’s Prison Rap

My mother really had a kick-ass sense of humor, which you can clearly see in these past posts: My Clever Mom, Dissin’ & Dishin’ with Mom, and The Impatient Patient.

Her original “PRISON RAP” is one of my favorites, and I’m lucky enough to have a taped version featuring rapper mom at the mic! Yeah, it might sound crazy, but this little rap of hers is one of my most cherished memories of her clever wit!

So let’s get to it — here is Mom’s original rap:

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PRISON RAP ~ by Margo Romano

I’m going through a phase with my razor blades
I’ll stab you in the neck, but what the heck
I got you by the balls, so you’re takin’ a fall
I’m hopping on a train, going insane
But I’m coming back and that’s a fact

I’m telling no lies, so you better hide
I’ll do my time for committing my crime
I know life sucks, but what the F*CK!

There ain’t no reason, there ain’t no rhyme,
I’m just sitting in my cell doing time.

~~~

5 Responses to “Mom’s Prison Rap”

  1. barbara says:

    How hilarious! She was such a piece of work. So happy for you that you have that to make you smile, even while you might shake your head saying, “where the hell did THAT come from?!”
    b

  2. "Me" says:

    I know Barb – I also know that she was influenced by my brother David and Jesse’s rap music. They even had my Dad listening to Bone Thugs N Harmony!
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  3. Jotter Girl says:

    I hear Eminem is looking for a warm up act so maybe you can practice your mom’s rap and head out on the road. You probably have good rapping skills in your genes.
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  4. "Me" says:

    Oh, I’d LOVE to hit the road with Eminem – one of my faves!

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