“You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.” ~ Yogi Berra
Mom and I were just on the phone discussing her health secrets. Great info for a daughter to have, right? I mean, this woman has not been to visit a doctor in decades! No sh!t! Mom’s last OB/GYN visit: when she had me back in the sixties. Mammogram? Squishing Mom’s “freckles”? Hell, no – not for mom, I think she has an allergy to white coats and titty vices.
Give us our daily Pizza
WAIT NO MORE! Here are Mamma Romano’s Health Secrets:
- Begin your day with a Coke – no diet crap either. Remember, sugar is your best friend!
- Meds – no prescriptions, just snatch whatever you can from your family & friends. We all need a good night’s sleep, after all.
- Pizza Pizza Pizza – Give us our daily pizza, and make it saucy.
- A few nights a week be sure to swig down a whiskey & ginger – bottom’s up!
Now, Mom WAS in the hospital once, but it was just a cameo appearance when she was hit by a truck, but I’ll save that story for another day.
Drink a whiskey drink and head home : www.madnessmomandme.com
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Great post – she sounds like my kind of mum! I was drinking a morning cup of tea when I read that, but if I’d coke in the house I would have swapped it. I love the quote about the pizza too, I’m going to make it my mission to drop that into a conversation one day
Keep posting stuff like this – I love it!
Thank you, mamma, for making us feel so much better about our weekly Lorenzo’s floppy sloppy pizza indulgence. Guess we should live a long and healthy life.
Doreen & Kevin
pepsi not coke.
I’ll have to ask mom her thoughts on Pepsi — I’m sure it’s a doozy, KK.
Thanks all – keep those comments rolling in, and tell a friend or two!
xo
“Me”
hey lee, let’s not forget snacking in between meals with pringles, lays chips, and a box of pretzels!
You are so right Jess – and an occasional doughnut!
Lol. I don’t swill Coca-Cola for breakfast every day but it has happened. Recommended cure for hangovers. I love the pic and branding sooo much:)