” I’m tough, ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay.” ~ Madonna
The Madness Mom and Me blog is officially a “Black Book” member, so I guess it’s a great time for me to seek out my entourage so we can begin to review my list of demands (why not think ahead, right?). OK, I’ll start the list with a few simple must-haves for the green room: Godiva dark chocolate truffles, fresh white tulips, fire-wood scented soy candles, sparkling Perrier – with lime (don’t give me any bullsh!t lemons), Veuve Clicquot, vintage Elton John on tap and cute fluffy bunny slippers for my tootsies (when I’m not in my Louboutins). Another must-have is Cesar Milan to work with my insane-to-walk terriers (and my crackpot of a schnauzer is totally f*cked up to walk, believe me!) See? That was simple – no snow white turtle doves, fuzzy kitten baskets or missing brown M&Ms.
(Italian Lesson: Entourage = def: persone che accompagnano un VIP)