
This post is simply random B.S. which I will spill onto these pages from time to time.
I love you Joan – you are one really funny bee-atch, but I must say I would not want to be you today. Why? Because if I were, I think my nose would have melted off from the walk I just took my furkids on. Yes, I must say you do look much younger than a hundred and four, but with all that plastic filling your noggin, I would have a deep fear of the sun’s rays for certain. The city is sporting full sun today, with a large side order of sticky. So, if you do venture outside in this July feels-like-August sun, be sure to tote along your cabochon-cut and pearl encrusted parasol with the little Yorkie dogs all over it. Hey Joan, do you sell those on QVC?
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